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Friday 10th 7pm to 11pm Saturday 11thSession One 12 to 4pm Session Two 7 to 11pm September | HASLEMERE BEER FESTIVAL Over 40 Cask Conditioned Cooled Ales plus Cider, Perry & Wine Hot Food available at each session The three local counties, Surrey, Hampshire and West Sussex will again be the primary focus for sourcing many of the beers, ciders and perrys that will feature at Haslemere’s Beer Festival. 
See review from last years event Tickets £5 per session in advance, £6 on the door includes a souvenir glass The Beer Festival Organisers and Haslemere Hall supports Sensible Drinking - more information http://www.drinkaware.co.uk/ | 
Haslemere Beer Festival Over 18's Only ID will be required at the door 
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Wednesday 15th September 8pm | HEARTBREAKER (L'Arnacoeur) (15) French Film English Subtitles Stars: Romain Duris and Vanessa Paradis 
Set to become a classic romantic comedy, ‘Heartbreaker’ is a passionate, wildly funny film about an irresistible charmer named Alex. Handsome, witty, and effortlessly cool, Alex makes his living by breaking up relationships. For the right price, he’ll do whatever it takes to transform any boyfriend or husband into an ex. When he is hired to break up the relationship of a feisty, free-spirited heiress, Alex is thrown into a riotous race against time through the streets of Paris and Monaco. But he soon discovers that, when it comes to love, the perfect plan simply doesn’t exist | 


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Thursday 16th & Friday 17th September 8pm | KNIGHT AND DAY (12A) Stars: Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz and Peter Sarsgaard 
In the sexy action comedy Knight and Day, Tom Cruise is a covert agent sent on a mission he was never meant to complete, and Cameron Diaz is a woman caught between the agent and those he claims set him up. As their globe-trotting adventure erupts into a maze of double crosses, close escapes and false identities, they come to realise that all they can count on is each other. Cameron Diaz (The Holiday, Charlie’s Angels, Shrek) and Tom Cruise ( Mission Impossible, Top Gun) star in an action packed movie which criss-crosses the world from the Bronx through to the Alps via the Azores. Consumer advice: 12A - contains moderate violence and one use of strong language | 

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Tuesday 21st September 7:30PM Ticket Price £10 - £14 | Clive Wilson’s New Orleans Serenaders A RETURN TO HASLEMERE FOR THIS EXCITING BAND 
From Bourbon Street to the Mississippi River, from the old French Quarter of New Orleans, the Serenaders bring to life the magical sounds of jazz pioneers Louis Armstrong, Kid Ory and Jelly Roll Morton. Direct from their success at the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival, they will perform classics such as West End Blues, Just a Closer Walk with Thee, I Can’t Give You Anything But Love, King Porter Stomp, Maple Leaf Rag, Panama Rag, and more. With over 40 years experience in New Orleans, trumpeter Clive Wilson’s credits include playing at Louis Armstrong’s 70th birthday concert, and appearing in All the King’s Men with Sean Penn and Kate Winslet. This all-star band, including ex-Chris Barber drummer Norman Emberson and bassist Vic Pitt, as well as famed Jelly Roll Morton stylist Butch Thompson from the USA at the piano, promises an evening of exciting and inspired jazz, true to the spirit of the Crescent City. The music of the Dance Halls, the Funerals, The Streets and the Churches and Chapels. The music of the people of New Orleans Louisiana. ‘Breathtaking! One will seldom hear this music performed as well.’ -The Mississippi Rag ‘They gave enormous pleasure to packed houses. What an all‑star cast — very much in the style of the masters. Brilliant.’ —Just Jazz Magazine Click here for a preview | 
Terry Dash Music 
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Wednesday 22nd September 8pm | THE CONCERT (15) French Film English Subtitles Stars: Aleksei Guskov and Melanie Laurent 
Alexei Guskov plays Andrei Simoniovich Filipov, a renowned conductor of the Bolshoi Orchestra, who thirty years before was fired for hiring Jewish musicians. Now a mere cleaning man at the Bolshoi, he intercepts an incoming fax from the Châtelet Theatre in Paris inviting the Bolshoi orchestra to play there. He decides to gather together his former musicians and to perform in Paris in the place of the current Bolshoi Orchestra. As a solo violin player to accompany his old Jewish or Gypsy musicians he wants Anne-Marie Jacquet (Mélanie Laurent), a young virtuoso. If they all overcome the hardships ahead this very special concert will be a triumph. A delightful comedy with sublime music | 


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Thursday 23rd September 6:45pm | 
National Theatre Live launched in June 2009 with a broadcast of Phèdre. Seen by over 50,000 people worldwide, don’t miss your chance to see an Encore screening of this smash hit production. Helen Mirren takes the title role in this savage play by Jean Racine, translated into muscular free verse by the late Poet Laureate, Ted Hughes. Consumed by an uncontrollable passion for her young stepson and believing Theseus, her absent husband, to be dead, Phèdre confesses her darkest desires and enters the world of nightmare. When Theseus returns alive and well, Phèdre, fearing exposure, accuses her stepson of rape. The result is carnage. Cast (in order of speaking) Hippolytus Dominic Cooper Théramène John Shrapnel Oenone Margaret Tyzack Phèdre Helen Mirren Panope Wendy Morgan Aricia Ruth Negga Ismène Chipo Chung Theseus Stanley Townsend Phèdre's son Elliot Horne This is a encore screening, originally broadcast on the 25th June 2009 | 


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Friday 24th September 8pm | THE A-TEAM (12A) Stars: Liam Neeson and Jessica Biel. 
Army rangers Hannibal (Liam Neeson), Face (Bradley Cooper), B. A. (Quinton Jackson) and Murdoch (Sharlto Copley) are a Special Ops team until they’re stitched up and jailed. Can they escape, find stolen US Mint plates and capture sleazeball Pike (Brian Bloom) in under two hours? This is The A-Team – they have to! The classic Eighties TV series hits the big screen with an action-packed update. Consumer advice: 12A - contains moderate violence and language and implied strong language | 

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Wednesday 29th September 8pm | COCO CHANEL & IGOR STRAVINSKY (15) French Film English Subtitles Stars: Anna Mouglalis and Mads Mikkelsen 
Paris, 1920. Wealthy fashion doyenne Coco Chanel (Anna Mouglalis) and penniless composer Igor Stravinsky (Casino Royale’s Mads Mikkelsen) begin a passionate affair that sparks a furiously creative period in them both. Beautifully designed, impeccably staged elegant film about two of the twentieth century’s greatest creative figures. | 


Haslemere's French Season |
Thursday 30th September 7:00 pm (UK time) Ticket Price £ 10 - £ 14 (Student £6) | RISE AND FALL OF THE CITY OF MAHAGONNY (Weill & Brecht) OPENING NIGHT 2011 SEASON LIVE via SATELLITE from TEATRO REAL, Madrid .
Opening Night of the new Teatro Real season. Satirical opera by Kurt Weill and Bertolt Brecht, (written in Germany during Hitler's rise to power). About social disintegration, where love is a commodity in a capitalist society built on and run by criminals, and where the greatest crime, punishable by death, is to be poor. Staged by the amazing Fura dels Baus. Starring Measha Brueggergosman and Michael König Sung in English CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFOMATION Running time: 2 hours, 40 minutes. | 

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Friday 1st October 7:45pm | INCEPTION (12A) Stars: Leonardo Di Caprio, Tom Berenger, Michael Caine & Marion Cotillard 
Corporate spy-for-hire Dom Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) steals ideas in dreams, but then he's hired to achieve the impossible: "inception" - planting an idea in the mind of a target. If he succeeds, he can see his estranged children. If he fails, he'll be trapped forever. Director Christopher Nolan (The Dark Knight, Memento) delivers a true original - physics-defying, thunderous action, heart-wringing emotion and an astonishing performance from DiCaprio Empireonline - 5* Consumer advice: 12A - contains moderate violence | 

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Saturday 2nd October 8 pm Ticket Price £ 18 - £20 | The Counterfeit Stones 
They’re back with an outrageous and glamorous new show – Get Off My Chord. The Counterfeit Stones give you the full experience of a Stones stadium gig (minus the global warming inducing pyrotechnics). More than just a tribute band, you can enjoy astoundingly accurate renditions of the real Rolling Stones greatest hits along with film clips, gags aplenty, outrageous outfits and last but not least, those trademark moves from singer Nick Dagger. Satisfaction is guaranteed… “Four out of five stars” The Times “Better than the originals” The Guardian “The most famous Stones band in England” Sir Mick Jagger Visit The Counterfeit Stones' website | 


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Wednesday October 13th 7:00 pm (UK time) Ticket Price £ 10 - £ 14 (Student £6) | CARMEN (Bizet) LIVE via SATELLITE from GRAN TEATRE DEL LICEU, BARCELONA 
Carmen has been seducing opera fans for more than a century. And this time, Carmen is in her home country, live from Spain’s historic Gran Teatre del Liceu, with a world class cast. A new production, based on the one Calixto Bieito created for the Peralada Festival. Carmen has given rise to numerous adaptations and owes it greatness to its innovative conception, well-crafted plot and brilliant melodic, harmonic and instrumental inventiveness. It relates the clash between a gypsy who passionately defends her personal sense of freedom and a Navarrese soldier with a possessive, traditionally male mentality. Their relationship unleashes a tragedy that extends far beyond the setting. Conductor: Marc Piollet. Directed by: Calixto Bieito. Featuring: Beatrice Uria-Monzon, Roberto Alagna, Marina Poplavskaia and Erwin Schrott Sung in French, with English subtitles. Running time: 3 hours approx | 

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Thursday 14th October 7:30pm | National Theatre Live presents Complicite’s A DISAPPEARING NUMBER live from Theatre Royal Plymouth 
Directed by Simon McBurney. Awards include the Olivier Award for Best New Play (2008), the Evening Standard Theatre Award for Best Play (2007) and The Critics’ Circle Theatre Award for Best New Play (2007). | 


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Saturday 16th October 2010 7.30pm | Charity Ball in aid of The Eve Appeal You are invited to join us for an evening of food, fun and fundraising at a Charity Ball being held in aid of The Eve Appeal.  The Eve Appeal is a UK charity involved in raising vital funds for research into the prediction, detection and treatment of gynaecological cancers. Every year a million women are diagnosed with a gynaecological cancer worldwide. In the UK, 18,000 women are diagnosed and nearly 7,500 women die every year. The Eve Appeal aims to halve the death rates of women from such cancers over the next ten years – an ambitious target but one which they believe is achievable. Tickets £35 per person. This includes a three course meal, wine and entertainment in the form of a live band, as well as an auction and raffle, and even a casino table or two. The first 25 tickets sold will be entered into a separate prize draw! This event was originally scheduled for the 21st August, this has had to be moved to the 16th October 2010 |  
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26th - 30th October 2010 | Haslemere Players 
Come and join us for this classic feel-good musical comedy where footloose con man Harold Hill sets out to fleece the repressed 1912 Midwestern American town of River City, Iowa. With his fast-talking style, “Professor” Harold Hill convinces the town that unless they adopt his revolutionary music program, the youngsters of River City will be forever doomed. He persuades the parents to buy instruments and expensive uniforms in order to form the River City Boys Band. The only trouble is, the “Professor” can’t play a note and plans to disappear with the money before anyone realises | 
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Wednesday 10th November 8pm Ticket Price £ 15 (£13 concessions) | An Enthralling Evening Of Clairvoyance With One Of The Country's Most Accurate Stage Psychic Mediums SHAUN DENNIS 
An enthralling evening of CLAIRVOYANCE with SHAUN DENNIS Taught by a western mystery school over 30 years ago, Shaun is a professional stage psychic medium capable of providing staggering levels of accurate clairvoyance including names, areas, special dates and house numbers. During the show he aims to put hope and reassurance into the lives of audience members by providing evidence of the continued survival of spirit loved ones and make people realise how they are still part of our lives. | 
Shaun Dennis 
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24th and 25th November 7pm | 
"THE SHOW" will be fun packed, with amazing crew, competing pieces, solos and duets. Our pupils who attend lessons week in and week out performing there routines they've been learning since the beginning. Varying from age 5 right up to Adult routines there is something in it for everyone! A good nights entertainment for a local Street dance company celebrating running for two years. Come along and watch it from The Streets! | 
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27th November 2010 Doors Open 7pm. Show starts at 8pm Ticket Price £ 13 - £ 15 (OnDoor £17) | UPBEAT BEATLES - live 
The Upbeat Beatles re-create this sound. Raw powerhouse vocals, pumped out with a driving backbeat. There isn’t a band to touch them! No gadgets-3 amps and drums! The nearest you’ll ever get to the real thing! www.upbeatbeatles.co.uk | 

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Saturday 4th December 7.30 pm | Haslemere Musical Society Winter Concert 
The Haslemere Symphony Orchestra and Chorus will perform choruses and chorales from Bach’s Christmas Oratorio. There will be an opportunity for the audience to participate in one of the chorales. The orchestra will perform Brahms Double Concerto and there will be an overture to begin an attractive concert programme Soloists for Brahms' Double Concerto Jonathan Strange (violin) Lesley Shringley Jones ('cello) | 

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Saturday 11th December 2010 8pm Ticket Price £ 13 - £ 15 | PERFECT ALIBI The ultimate Pink Floyd tribute band 
Perfect Alibi give the audience not only authentic reproductions of the music they love, but also a show with sophisticated lighting, lasers, projections and pyrotechnics, filling theatres and clubs wherever. With an ongoing desire to better each and every show they have become the definitive tribute to the music of Pink Floyd. Now into their 18th year, check them out and see for yourselves... Seated in the Balcony, Standing downstairs | 

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Thursday 30th December 2:30pm | The Polar Express (U) The Polar Express is coming to Haslemere 
This will be a themed showing of the classic Christmas film for boys and girls of all ages - The Polar Express. Imagine...a conductor punching your golden ticket, hot chocolate at the interval and much more. Suggested ‘dress code’ for children - pyjamas of course! Why not put it in the diary and tell your friends and family! This is a charity event with any profits going to the upkeep of the Haslemere Hall | 
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Friday 31st December 8pm - 1pm | New Years Eve Party 
Haslemere's New Years Party, is a family friendly. Come along at 8pm if you want a meal, to get you ready to party the night away, or entrance from 10pm without a meal Tickets only available in advance No ticket sales on the door. This is a charity in aid of the Mayor's charities |  BOOKING SOON |
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22nd, 23rd, 25th 7:30pm 26th 5:30pm February | PETER THE GREAT Tsar and Carpenter (Zar und Zimmermann) by ALBERT LORTZING Fully staged & costumed performances of a new production in English with the Guildford Philharmonic Orchestra and the Chorus of Opera South
 conducted by TOM HIGGINS produced by IAN GLEDHILL (with new orchestration by Tom Higgins and translation by Guy Davenport) | 

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